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Naming a dog can be serious business. After all, you’ll be saying that name thousands of times over the years, and you want it to fit your dog’s personality. But it can also be great fun, especially when you come up with clever wordplay, goofy long names, or a funny name that reflects your own interests. Here are 133 of the funniest dog names we’ve encountered. Maybe one is just right for your pup.

Funny Dog Names From Popular Culture

Cookie Monster
Ewok
Artoo Dogtoo
Chewbacca
Muttley Cru
Moneypenny
Biggie Smalls
50 Scent
Snoop Dog
Kanye Westie
Groucho Barks
Markie Mark
Liberace
Calamity Jane
Mini-Pearl
Cinder Ella
Biggie Smalls
James Earl Bones
Jabba the Mutt
Ma Barker
Mr. Bean
Catherine Zeta Bones
Indiana Bones
Pablo Escobark
Anderson Pooper
Ellen Degeneruff
Al Poo-chino
Scary Spice
Jimmy Chew
Woofgang Puck
Santa Paws
Bustamove
Speedy Gonzalez
Fresh Prints
Woofie Goldberg
Hairy Paw-ter

Funny Dog Names From Literature and Art

Virginia Woof
Ezra Hound
Paw-casso
Bark Twain
Droolious Caesar
Mary Puppins
Sniffy Longdroppings
Miss Havisham
Do-Little
Winnie the Pooch
Bilbo Waggins
Andy Warhowl
George Bernard Paw
Sherlock Bones

Funny Big Names for Small Dogs

Andre the Giant
Chunk
Dogzilla
Hulk
Samson
Sumo
Atilla
Bruiser
Cujo
King Kong
Brutus
Moose

Funny Small Names for Big Dogs

Chickpea
Tiny
Bon Bon
Bear Burrito
Bitsy
Munchkin
Peanut
Little Bunny Foo Foo
Pee Wee
Bitsy
Nugget

Funny Dog Names From Food

Sorbet
Cupcake
Fluffernutter
Meatball
Noodles
Tater
Waffles
Eggroll
Pup Tart
Tater Tot
Nacho
Pickle
Porkchop
Charleston Chew
Chickpea
Latke
Won Ton
Nutella
Kumquat
Crouton
Maple Sizzup
Sir Tabasco Hot Shot
Snow-pee
Sir Loin

Funniest Dog Names From the Tech and Digital World

Gizmo
Beta
Dot Matrix
Giga
Quark
Applet
FiFo
WYSIWYG
Byte
Hashtag
Qwerty
Napster
Tinder
Fitbit
Woofer
Subwoofer
Slo Moe

Longest Funny Dog Names

Lord Wafflestack of Buttercreme Shire
Chunky Face Monkey Butt
Herr Pickles Von Wiener Schnitzel
BlueperLuper Super Duper Dog
Speed Queen Leontine Von Washateria
Sir Mooska Moo Bernie
Dynamite Diesel Duddley Do
Dunkle Doxie Graben Stein
Lord Geoffrey Wiggleton of the Yorkshire Wiggletons
Smokey Bottom Jeans Boots With the Fur
Lucky Goodsniffer
Professor Wagglesworth
Doctor Guiseppe Suppertime
Chauncey Von Poopsalot
Howyadoin’ Mr. Beaujangles
Alfredo Moonglow

Funniest Dog Names on Social Media

Underdog
Putt-Putt
Bon Scratch-It
Here Kitty
Suga Boga
First Dibs
Woolly Butt
Lovebucket
Grandma
Grandpa
Rumpypumpy
Snorts
Wonder Naughty
HoneyLeggs
Flop
Scratch
McTummy
Fluffernaut

Does your dog have a funny name? Did we miss your favorite silly, ridiculous, or clever dog name? Let us know! And if you’re struggling to come up with a great name for your new pooch, the Dog Name Finder has some useful advice.

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