These dog jokes will tickle your funny bone—get it?! Get it?!!
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Why did the dog walk into the bar?
He was looking for the man who shot his paw.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
A chili dog on a bun.
How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses paws.
What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Did you hear about the dog who had puppies on the sidewalk?
She was ticketed for littering.
What does a dog say before eating?
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?
One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
What does a dog wear when it’s cold outside?
What does a Dalmatian say when he’s scratching an itch?
Ahh, that’s the spot!
Why did the tree think the dog was talking to him?
He kept saying “bark, bark, bark!”
A police officer was sitting his car with his K9 partner in the back seat. A man walked over and asked, “Is that a dog in the back seat?” The officer said, “It sure is.” The man responded, “Wow, what did he do?”