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These dog jokes will tickle your funny bone—get it?! Get it?!!

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Why did the dog walk into the bar?

He was looking for the man who shot his paw.


What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?

A chili dog on a bun.


How does a dog stop a TV show?

He presses paws.


What type of dog doesn’t bark?

A hush puppy.


What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A Bloodhound.


Did you hear about the dog who had puppies on the sidewalk?

She was ticketed for littering.


What does a dog say before eating?

Bone appetite!


How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?

One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.


What does a dog wear when it’s cold outside?

A petticoat.


What does a Dalmatian say when he’s scratching an itch?

Ahh, that’s the spot!


Why did the tree think the dog was talking to him?

He kept saying “bark, bark, bark!”


A police officer was sitting his car with his K9 partner in the back seat. A man walked over and asked, “Is that a dog in the back seat?” The officer said, “It sure is.” The man responded, “Wow, what did he do?”
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