12 Dog Jokes to Tell Your Friends

These dog jokes will tickle your funny bone—get it?! Get it?!!

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Why did the dog walk into the bar?

He was looking for the man who shot his paw.

 

What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?

A chili dog on a bun.

 

How does a dog stop a TV show?

He presses paws.

 

What type of dog doesn’t bark?

A hush puppy.

 

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A Bloodhound.

 

Did you hear about the dog who had puppies on the sidewalk?

She was ticketed for littering.

 

What does a dog say before eating?

Bone appetite!

 

How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?

One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

 

What does a dog wear when it’s cold outside?

A petticoat.

 

What does a Dalmatian say when he’s scratching an itch?

Ahh, that’s the spot!

 

Why did the tree think the dog was talking to him?

He kept saying “bark, bark, bark!”

 

A police officer was sitting his car with his K9 partner in the back seat. A man walked over and asked, “Is that a dog in the back seat?” The officer said, “It sure is.” The man responded, “Wow, what did he do?”