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Meet Your AKC Dog Lovers All-Stars

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Meet Your AKC Dog Lovers All-Stars

 

by Bud Boccone

It’s that time of year when serious baseball fans gear up for the postseason by spending lots of time at baseball-reference.com.

One of the site’s best diversions is a historical roster of baseball-player nicknames. A quick glance reveals that many of the game’s most colorful monikers have had something to do with dogs.

AKC Dog Lovers couldn’t resist this mash-up of America’s two national pastimes, dogs and baseball. We scoured the list to assemble our all-time doggy nickname team.

DOG LOVERS ALL-STARS Starting Lineup

Willie “3-Dog” Davis OF

Lance “One Dog” Johnson OF

Orlando “O-Dog” Cabrera SS

Fred “Crime Dog” McGriff 1B

Chris “Spuds” Sabo 3B*

Joe “Poodles” Hutcheson OF

Rex “The Wonder Dog” Hudler 2B

Tony “Pug” Rensa C

Greg “Mad Dog” Maddux P

* Sabo had some fine seasons for the Cincinnati Reds in the ’90s, but he’s best remembered for his resemblance to Bud Lite pitch-dog Spuds McKenzie.

Bench: Clyde “Pooch” Barnhart, Harry “Bow Wow” Arft, Harry “Collie” Colliflower, Mo “Hit Dog” Vaughan

Bull” pen: Marty “Bulldog” Pattin, Orel “Bulldog” Hershiser, Jim “Bulldog” Bouton

Cool nicknames, yes, but how good are the Dog Lovers All-Stars?

A lack of homerun power might be a problem—“Crime Dog” is the starting lineup’s only real long-ball threat. But this drawback should be offset by speed and quality pitching. And any all-canine team will have intangibles like loyalty, tenacity, and the desire to fetch balls all day long.

Prediction: If All-Stars manager Dennis Sprung can keep his team from digging holes in the infield and chasing squirrels between pitches, they could go all the way to the World Sirius.

 

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“Crime Dog”: Take a bite out of hanging curveballs.

 

Sabo and Spuds: Separated at birth?

Sabo and Spuds: Separated at birth? 
Credit: Photo montage Chris Espiritu

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